What's It Like to Lose a Spleen? I Can Tell You!

Fortunately for my wallet, the Buccaneers staged aidea that the hit I had received was the culprit. The
remarkable comeback yesterday behind Chris Simmsdoctors wheeled me into the hallway and then the
and pulled off a point spread cover against theconvulsions started, as my blood pressure reached 70
Panthers. On a crucial drive late in the third quarter,over 30, which is close to death.
Simms catapulted into the end zone after receiving aThe doctors asked what had happened and I did
tremendous hit on his left side. He was in a strugglemention that I had been hit a few days ago, by a
the rest of the game to play. Last night it wasfriend. Bingo, they opened my stomach and found six
reported that Simms was in the hospital and had hispints of blood sitting there and told me my spleen was
spleen removed.ruptured.
Twenty years ago I was a promising baseball player,When it was obvious that Simms was laboring, the
when a friend of mine joking around gave me a shotannouncers and training staff thought that he was
on my left side, with a nice punch. At the time I was insuffering from a lack of hydration and gave him fluids.
great shape, lifting weights five times a week andAt the time Simms would've had no idea it was his
running as well. The night he hit me, I was in pain, butspleen since the pain in his side was something he
still functioning enough to go home. The next day waswas used to.
very uncomfortable as I tried to swing a bat and mostHe returned to the game, but couldn't continue and this
of my power was gone. I got through that day, butwas the beginning of the end and lucky for his sake,
now the struggles began as I was discombobulatedthe training stag remembered the hit. As for his future,
and working a huge fever.he is looking at minimum four weeks for the wound to
At this point I needed to get myself to a hospital andheal, but then he'll also have lost about 30 pounds. The
once there, the fun began. After x-rays, they couldn'tdoctors will probably advise Coach Gruden that it will
see anything structurally wrong with me and I had nobe minimum eight weeks.